Ewwww…… RANGE

April 3, 2007

Ewwww... RANGE

The recent exodus to the new office building that I am at right now is killing my eyes. The lights are orange; panels are orange; chairs are orange. *dang* the color is so warm that it aims to get me blinded by the minute. Of course I am not convinced that this setup is giving us the best workplace in the whole world. I’m feeling woozy with the loud vibrancy of the walls; the aircon is not reaching MY POD!!!; the space is too tight. The only remedy that I can think of right now is to wear my shades and protect it from any bouncing sunny orange.
Experts say that Orange is:

1. A power color. — Yeah, it’s overpowering my fore and hindsights. I am easily developing glaucoma.

2. It is one of the healing colors. — See number 1.

3. It is said to increase the craving for food. — Oh yeah, Im getting hungry, really… and after that I will throw everything up due to drowsiness.

4. It also stimulates enthusiasm and creativity. — Enthusiasm? Well, creative yeah.. hence, this blog.

5. Orange means vitality with endurance. — Endurance to blindness.

6. People who like orange are usually thoughtful and sincere. — I used to like my drink orange. That ends there.

7. Lady luck’s color is orange. — That sounds bad luck.

I have been told that if a change of any kind is need in life, just burn an orange candle for 7 nights, but hey, what it is doing to me right now!? It just wants me to pick up my ORANGE HIGHLIGHTER and sign my resignation letter for I can’t stand another hour viewing an orange-stricken work area.

I am not the complaints type of person in the office, yet I think I am entitled to some cozier environment than this one brings. I like subtlety when it comes to surroundings. A stark orange environment is simply irritating. ={ Lastly, I’ve no plans in changing my name RED to ORANGE.