that is PREPOSTEROUS!

To be or not to be…

I am not gorgeous enough to have my own billboard… not even a flyer.

In fairness, I have a tvc of old. Haha. It’s just that I was still a toddler back then. No traces of it anymore. Bwahaha.

830pm.Diner’s Dreemhaus.Malate. [Where place looks way better than the website, fyi =p] One of my closest school org-mates was asking me if I have been posting for a billboard project recently. I almost threw up the food that I was eating. “Are you kidding?”. That was the most bizarre thing that could ever happen to me. See equation:

me + modeling = blah.

Later that night, this same friend told me that another friend was contacting me to ask if I was that guy on the billboard in Magallanes. :0 Now, that sounds really weird. Who’s been using my pics without me earning a single centavo from it? Haha

I know I don’t even have half the quality to be striking a pose for a fashion photog. Bwahahaha. That’s preposterous and I just wanna make it clear that I’ve been working in the advertising industry for awhile but I’ve never even sub-modeled [not even for lighting purposes] in my life. Haha.

Just last night, a friend who’s not been around for a long time messaged me through Y! Chat if I have modeled with kids in a billboard posted in SM MegaMall.

Fart!

I asked one bestfriend to check it out for me — not that she’s skeptical about it, but of course, who in the right mind shall do such an obscene gesture in one of, if not the biggest mall in the country?

That’s it, I wanna see the image and go to the prosecutor’s office to file legal action against anybody who’s been posting/emulating my face. [Wishful thinking that someone even cares to imitate me - skank!]

But hey, this may be a good opportunity for me to brag the billboards off to everyone who are unfamiliar of me. Haha. I can have my own “claim-to-fame” [though I dont know what this guy's been advertising all along] that I have experienced being hung up there in superhighways and huge malls.

All I got to do right now is prepare myself to see if the guy on the ad is worth hanging on a billboard — or a rope. =P